Title: Untitled
Date: April 2008
Series: Sumabura Gakuen/Smash Academy (yomichhi's Smash Bros. concept)
Characters: Falco/Leon, some Fox
Status: half complete.


Notes: Why did I write this? This was written on my sidekick's notepad so formatting is kinda wonky...

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Title: Bribing Material
Date: September 2006
Series: Disgaea 2
Status: Really short/completed
Fanfiction.net link

Notes: It was intended to be a 10-minute drabble based on an entry I boredly posted on horsewiener a bit earlier last night, but it ended up 3 hours of idly boredtime to write, but this came out good! .... i think! I've also been really wanting to roleplay in Holt Village for a while (and take the role of Adell's crazy mom! FTW!) but much of the RP gang aren't very or any familiar with anything in Disgaea 2 yet. =\ Ah well! As you can tell, I had a lot of fun with her and Laharl here♥

Anihoo, I dont think Hard Liquor is much of a thirst quencher, but if Laharl could shove a mere herb down his throat for being hungry, the little prick will try anything.

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Fandom: Diddy Kong Racing
Characters: General

For those of you checking out this page from the community, this is cammiluna here, on my fanfiction journal. All the fics will be posted here and not my main journal. You can check out the prompt list for links to every story posted or find the collective in the Diddy Kong Sinning tag.

The main gist of this project is to have one sinful fanfic for each of the main racers except for Diddy (he'll just be a walk-in on all of em), which will be as follows. Other characters will be around, too, but those are the main focuses. We cant have DKR fanfiction without Taj or TT! :O maybe Tricky. They'll be fairly short fics, and... That's all I can say for now until they actually start getting posted.

Krunch = Pride
Bumper = Lust
Banjo = Gluttony
Conker = Greed
Tiptup = Wrath
Pipsy = Envy
Timber = Sloth

1.	Greed.	2.	Gluttony.	3.	Wrath.
4.	Sloth.	5.	Envy.	6.	Lust.
		7.	Pride.

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Stay tuned!

Title:The Golden Copyright
Chapter: N/A
Date: July 2000
Series: Cammi's history on the Internet
Type: ???


Notes:A little Internet Geekdom with Artist Copyrights

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Title:Repairs
Chapter: N/A
Date: February 2006
Series: Crash Bandicoot
Type: Crap/Ninaco (nina x coco)


Notes:I'll work on remedival another time! For the meanwhile, there's this. It's pretty much cuteness and stuff here. I wouldn't touch femslash sex with a pole! %D

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"Vait.... vait... Lemme get zis straight...."

"..."

"Cortex?"

"Yes, Ma'am!"

"... Cortex?"

"That's right, Madam Amberly."

"..."

"..."

"Corrrr....tex?"

"That's the name"

"Of all the.... I have to see zis for myself! Bring me to the Cortex!"

My uncle was already long gone; running for his dear life and I could hear that lady's voice from nearly a mile away. I just sat there on one of the demonic-looking chairs gazing around at the decor horrors of the Admissions office. At the same time I kept looking back down on my hands. They felt wierd. It was wierd moving my fingers, it was wierd flicking my wrists, and even to touch stuff. I touched an armrest of my chair and didn't feel a thing. I covered my face with one hand and ended up doing something that triggered it to be sprung out of my wrist and shot in my face. Thankfully, the plush backing of the chair broke my skull-bash-on-wall action. Okay. It was time to stop meddling around with these new robot hands my uncle gave me. I think I even broke some of his bones when I tried to hug him goodbye, as these hands tend to spring shut like bear traps. That was all his idea. He wasn't too thrilled at the sight of me hugging and playing with cute little animals. It wasn't evil. Thusforth, my uncle implanted these gigantic mechanical hands on me and dropped me off here: the Academy of Evil.

That hand-shooting thing was... kind of interesting, though. I pointed my wrist up and managed to spring my hand up and down all bouncy like a yoyo of sorts. I didn't know how I did it. I just did. Boing! Boing! Boing! Then my hand shot so high it grappled uncontrollably to the chandelier and sprung me up to hang from it. And there i was- just hanging from the ceiling. Looking down from that height was scary and nauseating. I needed to call out my uncle to get me down. I didn't even know if I could let go of the chandelier rod; I couldn't tell if I was either too frightened to let go or if I didn't even know how operate the stinking hand to actually ungrip the thing. My uncle was probably too far away to hear me calling him out. "Get me down!"

Then this large lady entered the room as I was calling out my demand. Of course, I stopped once I saw her- Really Really big woman! Bun in her hair. "A" on her forehead (made me wonder about the whole letter thing), just... really, really big. I just hung there from the ceiling, blinking like a moron.

"Zo...." Her eyes were fixed at me. "Zis is our new student?"

I still couldn't get down.

"I can already tell she's a Cortex."

What was THAT supposed to mean?

The lady eyed the couple of office cronies standing at her sides. "Get her down! And not with ze Boomerang this time! Ve don't need another broken chandelier"

uhh...

[[To be continued within this post]]

"kay, Crash. What's the story? I need that fusion unit so i can show that Stupid-Faced Nina WHO'S THE BEST GIRLONTHETRACKSOGETMOVING!"

Crash gave his little sister the smile of approval and frolicked off. She crossed her arms in frustration as she watched him dash across the midway, spinning over every one and everY THING that was in his path.

"OW! MY WALKING KNEE!" a mafia-sounding park worker fell over.

Crash, of course, went straight over to little Nina Cortex down the midway path. As his sister told him, Nina DID steal that fusion unit. Coco balled her hands together and tried to edge closer to them.

Nina rubbed her metallic hands maliciously. "You bring me the keys to this mean machine Von Clutch has parked here, and I'll give you this Power Crystal I found..." The bandicoot scratched his head. He was supposed to get the fusion unit from her, but apparently she doesn't consider one to exist. She kept asking why was he still standing around and was getting really mad herself. Even started threatening to shave him down to the brain. "Mlah!" He shrugged and raced back up the midway to whence he came; passing by Coco and heading over to Mystery Island.

Neo Cortex had now purchased an armful of churros and was on his way to see his beloved niece Nina. Stuffing one in his mouth, he patted her on the head and nearly choked trying to swallow it so he could talk. "I'm going to explore these grounds for a bit. Will you be alright doing evil things on your own?" She nodded. Her uncle grinned as he chowed down to another churro and headed off himself. Once he was completely gone, she stepped up to the ledge of her car's display case and stretched her hands out to wave and get everyone's attention.

"MORTAL SCUM OF MOTOR WORLD! I SHALL RISE TO GREATNESS BEYOND ALL CORTEXES OF THE UNIVERSE! FEAR MY DOOM!"

N. Gin applauded. the tourists continued their merry ways. "Mommy she's creepy!"

All coco needed was that fusion unit and she could smack that arrogance out of Nina by beating her in the races! She furiously gnawed on her popcorn bag hoping Crash finds her that fusion unit. She remained by her own car, leering at the cortex girl from her height of the midway.

She then noticed the two chicken men approaching Nina before Nina herself could do anything else.

Chick stepped to her side, and Stew her other as they both operated their microphones. "And so," began Chick, "We finally meet the infamous Nina Cortex!"

"Living her Teen sobbing angst drug-bound years-" Stew was interrupted by Chick's nudge. "Erm, Living her teenage years as an evil cyborg attending the Academy of Evil, and Dr. Neo Cortex's fug-dang-ugly- OW, YO! erm, horrendously adorable niece!"

Chick kneeled over to her. "How does it feel to be joining on your uncle's plots of evil and probably enslaving us all to his churro-scarfing will?"

"Umm... I feel wonderously bad! YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME AND BRING ME COTTON CANDY!"

"...." Chick dropped his mic.

"Please?"

Stew dropped his beak. "..........DAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG, YO!"'

Coco continued watching, her nerves boiling. She just had to step down there. If anything, it's to demand the fusion unit, right? Or she just had to shut her up. Look at her! Trying to be evil. Trying to be smarter than her! Or the only smart girl of all time. It's like her own existance as a computer hacking genius felt worthless. Or something.

"NOW LISTEN HERE, NINA!"

She was already there. Coco stood before the goth- having to grab her up by the collar since her extremely frail figure made her so short. Their eyes met, and while nina choked for a second, she managed to hold off her buck-toothed evil grin as the bandicoot girl darted her heatedly with her bright green eyes. "My big brother's getting back that fusion unit and I'm going to show YOU whose the best girl on the tracks!"

"Hi mortal!" Nina smiled.

Coco dropped her. head fuming.

"I need to go back to my plans for world domination" Nina folded her arms and lowered her eyes as if their size differences didn't exist."

"Forget the world!" Coco stomped. "You have to get by ME first!"

They eyed each other for a moment until Nina started giggling. The bandicoot backed up, feeling appalled and defeated. Speechless. N. Gin was near them and began to snicker as well, but this only made Nina stop her own.

"Geez! Cut it out, N. Gin!"

"aww. 'kay."

The girls watched him leave back to his own car. Nina then stretched her hand up a little to reach for Coco's head and gently directer her eyes down to hers.

"Fine. I'll stop kidding around and making you angry. I had my fun."

"hmmph!" Coco turned her head away from the cyborg's hand and crossed her arms. she then turned her eyes back down to Nina, who smiled more happilly than evilly this time and started to giggle again. This had the bandicoot drop her guard again, but the longer she looked at the small teenager, a smile eventually broke out of her, too.

"I'm going to PULVERIZE you in those races!" Coco darted sinisterly.

"Come and GET ME!" Nina cackled.

"OH I WILL!" They leered once more at each other, though both had eventually dropped their guards in fun-filled glee.

They glanced around the midway. All the tracks. All the rides. All the people. The amusement park spirit was riveting now, chilling their bones. And once Crash returns with the Fusion unit and keys, everything's going to begin!

Nina then noticed her uncle returning to the midway and dashed over back to her car, shoving the reporters aside along the way. "OW! MY STUFFING!" She reached her idle spot as Neo himself returned to his own car. He was garbed in a black ninja suit sans the mask, which was off when he arrived. He waved at his niece as he was now guzzling down a large grape soda and she nodded back. Then he went on to admiring his suit as Crash returned as well.

Coco saw her big brother and idled herself back into position by her car. He handed her the fusion unit. SUCCESS! She'll totally smoke the track with Nina now and show her how great she is! She then watched as he ran down the midway to hand everyone else their demands- including Nina, who was also able to start her own car now. She grinned to herself at the thought of her racing rival.

It was finally starting.

In the darkest of night, and under the bright, full moon.
Another day has ended. Another plan thwarted.
Legs so sore, brains yearning for more.
but alas, it must all come to an end. for now.

The hovership parked on a rather obscure rooftop, we quietly crept out and made our way into the stairs. Downward. Down, DOWN to my own sleepy heck. My uncle forbade me to open any doors myself in warning of the noise my hands would clank on the doorknobs. He kept re-iterating us to stay quiet. And his sidekick was escorting me as my uncle led the way across the Academy of Evil.

Out the building, we entered another, sneaking around our merry little way. Not a class was in session, not a hall monitor running about. It didn't calm my uncle down any. He even held on to both of my hands so I wouldn't bang them on anything. It was just eye-rolling, but I was too tired for that, even. If I were smaller, I could have been swept away to my dreamy nightmares. whooshed off the ground in someone's arms and nodding off to the stroll back home. Brainlessly, my head ended up on my uncle's shoulders, which caused him to cringe and shove me.

We stared, blinking.

He gave me a weak smile, and signaled us to keep moving.

We got to the dormatory chamber after some time past. It was at this point my uncle told me to rid my shoes to reduce more noise. I held them in one arm as I shot a hand to an open window on the second floor and grappled my way up there; uncle clinging to my head and N. Gin clinging to my uncle's arm. Landing on the floor was a bit noisy- more for my uncle wincing in pain than the actual thud we all made when landing. Resuming sneaking procedures, we exited the room out into the hallway. Uncle held my mouth shut when I yawned. Sigh. To his rambling ignorance, Madame Amberly had already crept up from behind him, and so I gnawed my teeth into his hand to get his attention.

"Look who's come back to ze Academie?" Madame's powerfully witchful arms posed at her sides as my uncle cowardly sank lower than when Crash could bounce on his head!

My uncle looked at her with crying eyes (making me want to sink, too), "m-m-madame Amberly!"

"Miss Cortex, Get to bed! Uncle Cortex, however, is staying for DETENTION!"

I nodded, but stuck around for my uncle's reaction. "Why ME?! SHE's the student here!"

"She gets extra credit evil points for disappearing for several days. YOU, however, can't even sneak her out of school and back without getting caught!"

"No fair."

"HALL MONITORS!"

That was when a couple of hall monitors. I couldn't recognize who they were, since they were wearing the same kind of haz-mat headgear i saw the staff wear at the amusement park we just came from. They saw my uncle and snickered as Madame Amberly gave them orders: "Take the Crybaby Cortex to one of the detention halls. I'll deal with him later!"

And I watched those two drag him away screaming. I waved goodnight.

"I'm not kidding," Amberly waved a finger at me. "No more extra credit for evading orders. Get to bed!"

I turned to N. Gin, who exchanged glances everywhere. "What about ME, Madame Amberly?"

"I have no chocky treats for you, N. Gin. Go away! Get out of here!"

So N. Gin was leaving. I headed in my own sleepily merry direction as Madame Amberly exchanged stares between us. foot tapping on the floor.

"OH WAIT! MISS NINA!"

I turned around to N. Gin's call (as did Amberly) as he plopped his duffel bag on the floor and dug through it. "You left this in my bag! Here!"

He tossed it at me, but Madame caught it, inspecting it. c.a.r.e.f.u.l.l.y to see it was my pink waitress uniform.

oh snap.

I turned back to N. Gin, but he waved and scurried away. Okay, so Madame stared down at me most sternly while holding up the work uniform. Yes. I had a temporary, legal-paying job to afford a car at the park! "I yuhh.. I stole all the cash?" Idiotic grin time. Ahahahaha!

Her sigh was like an earthquake. "You cortexes bring all the shame to this Academie. You're just smarter than your uncle." I just shrugged at that.

She held her temples in mental agony now. This was actually fun to watch. I lightly slunk the uniform out of her arms and readied a lighter to destroy it- but was interrupted by her "Oye! Oye! Oye!" as she snatched it back.

J-Just-... Take a shower! You smell like your uncle crossed with rocket fumes and marsupial fart!"

"KAY!" and I ran my merry direction. Too bad my legs were in unbearable tourist pain.

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Fin.

Title: Evils, Treasures, and Tacos
Chapter: N/A
Date: August 2005
Series: Crash Bandicoot
Genre: Humor
Status: Completed minific

Notes:Originally started as a series of comic strip ideas of Twinsanityinspired gags, I strung it all together into a short story. Contains Lots of N. Gin x Cortex. That last sentence is a lie.

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Title: Carnivalle Corneria
Chapter: (2) Second of Thought
Date: March 2005
Series: Star Fox
Genre: undetermined
Status: in works

Notes: This one was also written a week ago. edited many times on FFN so i decided to post that file here so the HTML may be screwy. oh! dont auto-format entry! cool! Anihoo, There's really nothing to say about this fic since i dont want to attract attention for my embarrasing written works *leer* and uhh... yeah! sorry for the delays on the third chapter, but it's about 1/3rd written as of now. should be up by this weekend. maybe earlier if i dont have too much work on me. There was also a few factors that delayed even this chapter, and all that stuff; those being background info on SF64's old website, and the old japanese site where it was said to have Star Wolf's ages which are steeply higher than most of Star Fox's. I wanted to tie things between my random BS and those events published. I also forgot that Peppy destroyed the Great Fox, but i figured out how to work around it, which'll be more worked on in chapter 3. tehehe! Also used in later chapters, ref is "Farewell Falco", a pre SF Adventures comic on the Japanese SF History page Oh, and FYI: this fic will contain no smut. :D

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